Rumors or Fact?

• Is it true that George tried to enforce the dress code with a certain segment of our population only to be shot down by their leader?


• Does George have his panties in a bunch over how the walls are not seasonily decorated around here in lieu of our bright and festive future?

George is back!

After a year of no posts, I felt it was time to bring the George report back into a limited edition publication. So for you Georgeaholics, It is on!

Super Computer Brain

GW compiles information on all of us. He may even have a super-computer for a brain. After he compiles the data from his daily questioneers, he enters the data in his super-computer brain. This logarithm is reentered into his medulla at 3d-space, virtual-reality real time. BTW, your life is being recorded by George as you read this.

What does George do with this gathered information? Here are some options:

• He has an illegal credit card fraud operation that he does out of his office. The data is used to create profiles for each of us so that he can clone our identities and get rich.
• He lives vicariously through our lives. When we feel pain, he feels it too.
• He wants to conduct a homosexual relationship and is putting his feelers out for he can "get funky with".

11/30/07

6:44am George rolls in with keys in his hand at chest level. He comments to me and says "its a new one". I hesitate and reply...."ya".

11/29/07

6:45am George waved his keys at me as he walked by for the first time this morning. He held a sack of groceries in the other hand. He seemed hurried.

6:54 I hear George from afar away saying, "If you get here early you gotta make coffee".

7:00am George heads south. His shoes are rather squeaky this morning. At 7:04 George returns with his shoes squeaking and his trouser making a friction noise as they rub together.

7:26am George heads down the hallway with a cup in his hand and he takes a detour at the water cooler. 7:42 George returns. XXXX XXXXX speaks to George and says, "it is going to be a great day". George responds and says, "its always a great day".

7:56am George returns from an escapade.

11/28/07

6:42am George enters from the south. He sorts through his keys as he says "good morning" with a subdued voice. There was a vocal clearing of the throat immediately after "good morning" bellowed from his throat. To me, this indicates that he may have had a uneaten portion of his breakfast sandwich still lodged in his trachea.

6:55am George heads down the hallway. He aggressively preys upon his apple as he heads north. He is a acting like a vulture that hasn't eaten in days. He has his safety glasses over his eyes but no coat on his upper tarsal. Is he trying to protect his eyes from chunks of apple flying from his mouth? 6:59 I hear his voice "he comments to someone at the end of the hall and says, "pretty healthy food you got there, that yogurt".

7:09am George headed south again with keys jingling by his side in one hand, but no safety glasses. At 7:11 George returned with his keys jingling in both hands. He was carrying them forward of his pelvic area. He said" good morning" to XXX XXXX and they countered with the same reply. Then George randomly stated " It is not snowing, that is a good thing".

8:04am George scuttles onward to a southward destination. At 8:10 George returns with papers.

8:11am George heads back out on another southern journey. His papers are gone now. I did not see him venture back.

8:17am George heads down the hallway with papers at chest level for another round. He is getting his exercise this morning. At the bottom of the hour George returns. He jiggles his eye brows at me as he passes by. There is clearly an extra bounce in his step today.

8:35am George heads out for another dose of the southern end of the building. There is definitely something down there that is peaking his interest today. At 8:48 George returns and scratches the back of his head while he walks towards his office.

8:51am George heads down the hallway. I hear him say to someone, "pretty soon your leg is going to get as strong as the other one". He continues on jingling his keys down the hallway. 9:07 George returns with his keys still in jingle mode.

9:19am George is off to the south. At 9:32 George returned.

9:58 am Go! George! Go!...................! He is on pace to set a distance record today! George returns at 10:01 with a shocked and dismayed look upon his face.

11/27/2007

George sightings continue however due to unforeseen challenges, I have neglected to report on the mystery man. We will continue reporting on George as his adventurous life unravels before our very eyes.


Sometime after 12:30pm From a Undisclosed informant: George was reportedly checking on the temperature of various locations in the building. George is very concerned about a good working climate for everyone.

1:32pm George ventured out on his marry way. 1:56 George returned to his office with a red bic pen firmly gripped between his front chompers.

2:01pm George walks his way down to his popular southern target. He places his left hand on his butt as if he is feeling the fabric on the outside of his rear pocket for something.

3:13pm George drifts on a southern retreat. As he walks he discovers some change burrowed within the depths of his pocket. He brings up the change and counts it as he walks down the hallway. 3:40 George partnered down the hall in a conversation with XXXX XXXXX as he returned. Both of George's hands were fully immersed in pocket pleasure.